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All my plans for the future start with "When I get rich".

  All my plans for the future start with “When I get rich”。

  对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始

Smile and let the whole world wonder why.

  Smile and let the whole world wonder why。

  别人笑我太疯癫,我笑别人看不穿。

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them.

  I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them。

  有99个难题,钱至少可以解决掉73个。

What do bees do with their honey?

  What do bees do with their honey?

  They cell it。 (cell与sell 同音; 前者为“售卖”,后者在这里指“蜂巢”)

  蜜蜂如何处理自己的蜂蜜?

  储存在蜂巢里。

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

  Why is 6 afraid of 7?

  Because 7, 8, 9。

  为什么6怕7?

  因为7,8, 9。(“8”的发音与“ate”一致;“ate”是“吃”的过去式)

Pros and cons of making food

  Pros and cons of making food

  Pros: food

  Cons: making

  烹饪美食的好处和坏处

  好处:美食

  坏处:烹饪

etc= end of thinking capacity

  etc= end of thinking capacity

  诸如此类=想不出来

I love days when my only problem is

  I love days when my only problem is

  tea or coffee。

  我希望我的生活只存在一个难题:喝茶还是喝咖啡。

Happy has five letters.

  Happy has five letters。

  Pizza has five letters。

  There is no coincidence。

  “幸福”有五个字母。

  “披萨”也有五个字母。

  这绝不是巧合。

Take my advice.

  Take my advice。

  I don‘t use it anyway。

  采取我的建议吧。反正我也不用。

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